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Everybody Try Breathing

timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

(Source: homovikings, via champagnesuperkonrad)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via thefunisunwritten)

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

(via thefunisunwritten)

telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

(via flowerteen)

if this isn’t your favourite video you’re doing it wrong

(Source: lesellieknope, via hickinabox)

"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies"

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Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

(Source: feellng, via zosiasamosia)

illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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(Source: illkim, via thoughtsthat-breathe)

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via comealong-holmes)

black-quadrant:

every day:

  • go outside to feel the sun (5-15 minutes is recommended)
  • if there is no sun step outside and inhale fresh air
  • drink water - the more cups the better
  • listen to one song that makes you happy
  • talk to one person you like - do not hesitate to reach out
  • stretch; don’t forget about your body
  • smile in the mirror

(via nerdy-and-proud-of-it)

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

(Source: rianderthal, via jazzybrazzly)

Anonymous asked: What's so bad about republicans

poopflow:

lol

swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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(Source: thesoftestbunny, via jazzybrazzly)